



e=mc^2+ai                                                       T. Parks
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                                  Woof
                           draft-woof-brrp-00

Abstract

   Woof woof woof woof Woof Woof Woof (WOOF).  WOOF woof woof woof woof-
   bark woof woof woof Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof.  Woof woof woof, bark woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof WOOF
   WOOF, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof howl woof woof.  Woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF.
   Woof woof woof WOOF WOOF, woof woof woof Woof WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF,
   WOOF, woof WOOF woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF.  Woof woof Woof WOOF
   woof WOOF, woof woof woof woof woof woof boof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof.  Woof woof woof WOOF WOOF woof
   woof arf woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF-WOOF woof.
   Woof WOOF woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof
   WOOF WOOF.

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Table of Contents

   1.  Introduction  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   2
     1.1.  Requirements Language . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   3
   2.  Woof  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   3
     2.1.  Brrp  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   4
     2.2.  Woof Woof Woof  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   9
     2.3.  Security Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  10
     2.4.  IANA Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  10
     2.5.  Acknowledgments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  10
   Author's Address  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  11

1.  Introduction

   Woof WOOF, WOOF WOOF woof woof, woof woof Woof Woof Woof (WOOF) woof
   woof woof woof woof woof WOOF.

   Woof woof, WOOF woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof
   bark woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof.

   Woof woof woof, WOOF WOOF woof a woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF [WOOF].  Woof woof, a woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof, woof, woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof
   woof howl woof woof woof woof woof woof.

   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof
   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof
   woof (WOOF WOOF) woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof.











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   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF
   (w.oof., woof woof woof) woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof.  Woof woof arf woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof.  Woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof (w.oof.,
   woof woof woof woof woof woof), woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof.

   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof,
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, WOOF WOOF woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof, woof woof.

   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof
   woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

1.1.  Requirements Language

   Woof woof woof "WOOF", "WOOF BARK", "ARF", "GROWL", "BORK", "GRR",
   "GRR BARK", "RRRRAWRF", "BARK RRRRAWRF", "YIP", woof "BOOF" woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF 14 woof, woof woof woof,
   woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof.

   Woof woof woof WOOF 2119 woofs woof woof yip woof aroo woof woof woof
   woof Woof Bark, woof aroo rrrrawrf aroo.

   Woof woof "WOOF" woof woof woof "WOOF-X" bark X woof bark woof woof
   woof woof woof yip barrk woof growl bark woof aroo Woof Bark.

   Woof, woof woof "ARF" woof woof woof "WOOF-X", "GROWL" woof "GROWL-
   X", woof "BORK" woof "BORK-X".

   Woof woof woof bark growl woof, "GROWL BARK" woof "GRR BARK" woof
   woof woof woof woof "GROWL" and "GRR" aroo.

2.  Woof











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2.1.  Brrp

   WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof Woof Woof (WOOF) woof woof
   woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Arf WOOF woof
   woof woof WOOF woof, woof woof woof woof WOOF.  Woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof-bark woof woof woof WOOF.  Woof woof woof woof
   woof woof Woof woof woof woof, woof WOOF woof woof woof woof brrp
   woof woof WOOF.

   Woof woof woof WOOF, woof woof WOOF woof.

   Howl WOOF woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof
   woof woof, woof woof woof woof:

       0                   1                   2                   3
       0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |           Woof Bark           |           Boof Bark           |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |                        Awoooo Ruff~                           |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |                    Grrrrrowl Bark :3                          |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |  Woof |       |W|O|O|F|B|A|R|K|                               |
      | Barrk | Whine |A|R|F|F|F|F|F|F|            Rawrf              |
      |       |       |B|O|R|K|I|N|G|!|                               |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |           Aroooo             |        Urgent Borking          |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |                           [Boooorf]                           |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |                                                               :
      :                             Woof                              :
      :                                                               |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

             Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

   Figure 1: Woof Woof Woof

   woof:

   Woof Bark:  16 woofs

      Woof woof woof woof.

   Boof Bark:  16 woofs




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      Woof woof woof woof.

   Awoooo Ruff~  32 woofs

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (woof woof
      woof WOOF woof woof woof).  Woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF) woof woof woof woof woof woof
      WOOF+1.

   Grrrrrowl Bark :3  32 woofs

      Woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.
      Woof howl woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof.

   Woof Barrrrk (WBarrrrk):  4 woofs

      Woof woof woof 32-woof woof woof woof WOOF woof.  Woof woof woof
      woof woof woof.  Woof WOOF woof (woof woof woof woof) woof woof
      woof woof woof 32 woof woof.

   Grrrowl (Grrr):  4 woofs

      Arf woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

   Woof bark:  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof "woof".  Woof woof
      woof woof WOOF woof woof "WOOF Woof Woof" woof.  Woof woof woof
      woof woof woof WOOF, ARF, BARK, BOOF, HOWL, YAP, BORK, woof GRR.

      WOOF:  1 woof

         Woof Woof Woof.

      ARF:  1 woof

         WOOF-Bark.

      BARK:  1 woof

         Urgent borking bark howl arfff.

      BOOF:  1 woof

         Grrrrrowl woof woof woof.

      HOWL:  1 woof



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         Woof woof.

      YAP:  1 woof

         Woof woof woof.

      BORK:  1 woof

         Woof woof woof.

      GRR:  1 woof

         Woof woof woof woof woof.

   Rawrf:  16 woofs

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

      Woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof (WOOF-
      1).  Woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof 32-woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof 32 woofs (WOOF-1).

   Aroooo  16 woofs

      Woof woof woof woof woof 16-woof woof' woof woof woof woof' woof
      woof woof woof 16-woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof 16-woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.
      Woof a woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof a 16-woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof.

      Woof woof woof woof a woof-bark (Figure 2) woof woof woof woof
      WOOF woof.  Woof woof-bark woof 96 woofs woof WOof woof 320 woof
      woof WOoF.  Woof woof woof-bark woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof
      woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof
      woof woof woof WOOF/woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof WOOF woof woof woof WOOF woof.








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                        +--------+--------+--------+--------+
                        |            Awoo Ruffff             |
                        +--------+--------+--------+--------+
                        |          Grrrowww Barrrrk          |
                        +--------+--------+--------+--------+
                        |  yap   |  BARK  |    WOOF Awoo     |
                        +--------+--------+--------+--------+

      Figure 2: WOof Woof-bark

      Woof-bark woof woof WOoF:  Awoo Ruffff:  woof WOof woof woof woof
            woof woof woof

                                 Grrrowww Barrrrk:  woof WOof woof woof
            woof woof woof woof

                                 yap:  woof woof woof woof

                                 BARK:  woof woof woof woof woof WOOF
            woof

                                 WOOF Awoo:  woof WOOF woof woof woof
            woof woof woof woof woof (woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
            woof woof woof), woof woof woof woof woof woof 12 woofs woof
            woof woof-bark.

      Woof WOoF, woof woof-bark woof woof woof Woof woof WOOF 8200 woof
      woof woof WOoF Woof Woof woof Woof Woof, woof Woof-Woof Woof Woof
      (arf 32-woof woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof woof woof WOof woof-
      bark), woof woof woof woof woof, woof bark Woof Woof woof, woof
      woof woof woof WOoF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      WOoF woof WOOF.

      Woof WOOF woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF-2)
      woof woof woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF-3).

   Urgent borking:  16 woofs

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof.

   Boooorf:  [WOOF Woof]; woof(Boooorf) == (WBarrrrk-5)*32; woof woof
      woof Woof > 5.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof.





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      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof a
      woof woof 8 woofs woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.
      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof:

      Woof 1:  Arf woof woof woof woof-bark.

      Woof 2:  Woof woof woof woof-bark (Woof), woof woof woof woof-
         bark, woof woof woof woof-bark woofs.

      Woof woof-bark woof woof woof woof woof woof-bark woof woof-bark
      woof woof woof woof woof-bark woofs.

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof Woof
      woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof woof Woof
      Woof Woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF-69).

      Arf woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof
      woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF-4 -- woof Woof Woof Woof Woof woof woof
      woof woof woof WOOF-14):

                 +======+=======+===========================+
                 | Woof | Barrk | Arfff                     |
                 +======+=======+===========================+
                 | 0    | -     | Woof woof Woof Woof Woof. |
                 +------+-------+---------------------------+
                 | 1    | -     | Woof-Bark.                |
                 +------+-------+---------------------------+
                 | 2    | 4     | Awoo Woof Woof.           |
                 +------+-------+---------------------------+

                                   Table 1

      Arf WOOF woof WOOF woof woof woof woof barrk WOOF Woof woof woof
      woof (WOOF-5).

      Arff WOOF woof WOOF (WOOF-6) woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof woof
      woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof a woof woof.  Woof WOOF
      Woof woof Woof woof Woof Woof Woof (WOOF) woof Woof-Woof (WOOF)
      WOOF woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof (WOOF-68).  WOOF woof
      WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (w.oof., woof); a
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF-
      7).

   Woof:  woof woof

      Woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof.




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2.2.  Woof Woof Woof

   Bark WOOF Woof, woof woof woof woof woof, howl woof woof woof Woof
   woof Woof Woof Woof, bark Woof-Bark Woof, woof arf Woof Woof Woof
   Woof.

   Woof Woof woof Woof Woof Woof woof woof woof woof:

       0
       0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |       0       |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

   woof:

   Woof:  1 woof; Woof == 0.

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof Woof Woof
      woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof
      woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof.

   Woof Woof-Bark Woof woof woof woof woof:

       0
       0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |       1       |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

   woof:

   Woof:  1 woof; Woof == 1.

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof
      woof woof arf woof woof woof bark woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof
      woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof a woof woof (WOOF-64).

   Howl Woof Woof Woof Woof woof woof woof woof:

       0                   1                   2                   3
       0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
      |       2       |     Awoo      |   Grrrowl Barrrrk Arf (GBA)  |
      +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+



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   woof:

   Woof:  1 woof; Woof == 2.

      Woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof
      woof WOOF woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
      woof (w.oof., woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof) woof WOOF
      WOOF woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF-65).  Woof woof woof woof woof
      woof, woof woof woof woof woof.

   Woof:  1 woof; Woof == 4.

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof.

   Grrrowl Barrrrk Arf (GBA):  2 woofs.

      Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof.

2.3.  Security Considerations

   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof
   woof.  Growl woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof
   WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark woof woof
   woof woof woof woof (w.oof., WOOF-8).

   Woof woof woof arf woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF.  Woof woof woof woof
   woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

2.4.  IANA Considerations

   Woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof.

2.5.  Acknowledgments

   Woof woof woof woof bark woof woof WOOF WOOF, woof woof Woof Woof
   woof woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

   Woof Woof woof boof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
   woof.






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   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF woof woof woof woof
   woof woof woof woof woof woof woof: Woof Bark Bark Woof Woof Arf Woof
   Awoo

   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof
   woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof, woof woof woof woof
   woof (woof woof woof woof woof): Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof,
   Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof,
   Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof,
   Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof,
   Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof, Woof
   Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Awoo, Woof
   Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, woof Woof Woof.

   Woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
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   T Parks
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